Roasted 2 years ago based on Clive Williams's long term Spotify stats.

Clive Williams, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a pretentious artsy café menu that no one asked for. “Permanent Wave”? Please, you’re not riding any waves — you’re more like that guy still trying to figure out where his last three brain cells went while he sits in a corner sipping a triple-decaf soy latte. Your genre selections sound like you threw darts at a board of niche labels that even hipsters haven't heard of. What’s next? “Unicorn Jazz”? You should put "I'm a walking Spotify algorithm" in your bio — at least that explains your mix of outdated 'alternative' tracks and pretentious electronica. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Bent Knee? More like Bent Brain if you actually think that’s cool. Last I checked, your playlist should be titled “Songs to Contemplate Life Decisions AK47-style,” because who needs joy when you can drown in atmospheric despair? I get that the '90s were a great time for music, but the fact that Cardiacs shows up near the top of your list means you probably consider a trip to therapy as a “fun hybrid vacation.” Have you ever thought about actually listening to music that doesn’t sound like it was created in a basement by engineers with PhDs? But it's your most played songs that seal the deal. "Assertiveness - Ocean Waves"? Really, Clive? If you need subliminal messaging to grasp the concept of standing up for yourself, let me kindly suggest a mirror and a little self-reflection instead. Who knew someone would ditch self-help books to dive into the soothing sounds of “Relaxing Rain” as an afternoon pick-me-up? You’re about a rain shower away from being a walking stress ball that promotes pain relief through sound waves. Here’s some unsolicited advice: rock out to something with actual bass and leave the therapeutic rain sounds for your midlife crisis. You deserve it, buddy!

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