Roasted 1 year ago based on Nick's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nick Salinski, your Spotify profile reads like a sad middle schooler’s diary after a breakup with a goth girl. Seriously, it’s a post-grunge therapy session in here. Nickelback five different times? Has Chad Kroeger offered you a record deal, or is this just your personal playlist to remind you of the bleak existence you’ve chosen? I understand that "Over When We’re Sober" resonates with you, but buddy, maybe it’s time to put the bottle down and turn off the emotional heavy metal. You’ve shopped for artists like it’s clearance rack day at the worst music store ever. Shinedown and Creed? Really? Is this a nostalgic cry for the early 2000s? The only thing harder than that heavy metal you love so much is the realization that your taste in music is stuck in a woman’s emotional crisis like a Visa ad. But leave it to you to make awkward acoustic renditions of Nickelback your go-to. It'll be one hell of a first date; "So, what do you like to listen to?" "Oh, just Chad Kroeger crying about life, over and over again." And country? Please, the last time I heard that mix of genres, I was stuck on a road trip with an uncle who didn’t know what Google was. Every time I see “Acoustic Rock” on your list, I half-expect it to be accompanied by an “It’s fine, we can just be friends” text. If your taste buds in music were food, we’d be dangerously close to a kitchen that's only stocked with expired canned goods. You’ve got enough angst to fuel a coffeehouse open mic night, so how about a little branching out? Or is “hard rock” just a euphemism for your inability to pick up the newest stuff because you still have a poster of Linkin Park on your wall?

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