Roasted 2 years ago based on milo's long term Spotify stats.

Milo, if your Spotify profile was a beach, it’d be the one nobody wants to visit—where the surf is always flat, and the only rock available is the one you trip over while searching for better tunes. Australian Surf Rock and Reggae Fusion? Congratulations, you’ve successfully combined two things that should never go together: sunburn and an existential crisis. Your music taste is about as deep as a kiddie pool, and I’m still waiting for the day you'll hear a beat drop that’s not just your neighbor’s tools on the floor. Your “Most Played” songs sound like the soundtrack to a four-hour drive through a deserted outback, with nothing but a few kangaroos judging your life choices along the way. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your obsession with “Healing Hz” and “Meditation”—your playlist reads like it was crafted by a yoga instructor who took a detour through a high school garage band. Who knew that whale sounds and hipster angst were the new power couple of music genres? Maybe next, you can add “Sleep Paralysis Jazz” to really round out that sonic nightmare. You’ve got more Australian artists on your list than actual Australians have been to a pub, and that’s saying something. Seriously, your Spotify could be mistaken for a cultural tourism brochure for Australia’s worst-kept secrets. Your listening habits scream “I think I’m cooler than I actually am” louder than a boomerang hitting you in the face. But hey, if your aim is to be not just the living definition of “Hello, you’ve reached Whiteboy Summer,” but also its weird love child with questionable taste—mission accomplished! Keep rocking, Milo; just remember, there’s life beyond the ‘Aussie’ genre bubble!

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