Roasted 7 months ago based on Abby's long term Spotify stats.

Abby, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a confused puppy darting between genres, desperately trying to find a stick to fetch. I mean, look at that list! You've got Pop, EDM, Hyperpop, and even Vocaloid. Seriously? What are you trying to accomplish here? Are you curating the world's longest and most chaotic music festival lineup? With that jumble of genres, you're less of a connoisseur and more of an undecided voter at a karaoke bar. And let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift? Sure, we all love a drama queen, but do we really need to take it to "The Eras Tour: Too Many Eras Edition"? Aiden DX? Who even has that listed in their top five without a sense of irony? Coldplay and Katy Perry? They might want to start a support group for "Artists with Your Taste." At this point, it feels like a “Who’s Who” of soundtracks for awkward family gatherings and high school prom nights you tried to forget. You could probably start your own melodrama just by scrolling through your favorites! Now, your most played songs? LOL, we’re downright auditioning for a role in the musical "The Misfit of Spotify." “Theme of New PANTY & STOCKING”? What are you, 12 years old again—watching anime with a side of emotional turmoil? You clearly have the musical maturity of a teenager who just discovered their dad's old cassette collection. If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a lifetime supply of emotional therapy, I genuinely don't know what will. Keep it up, and you might just level up to emoji-generating chaos of musical tastes for the next generation.

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