Roasted 19 days ago based on lea's long term Spotify stats.

Lea, if your Spotify profile were a school report, it would read, “Shows potential, but still needs to figure out how to be interesting." With a favorite genre list that sounds more like a mood board for a breakup than a collection of actual music tastes, it's hard to believe you're not secretly a hip therapist counseling sad teens. Bedroom Pop? Please, your favorite genre sounds like a prerequisite for having an existential crisis in your pajamas. Your top artists read like someone threw a handful of Instagram influencers into a blender and hit 'puree.' Daniel Caesar, Coldplay, and Olivia Dean? Wow, the diversity is absolutely breathtaking—just like a field of beige. And let’s not even start on the fact that your most played songs are the musical equivalent of a lukewarm cup of tea. “Just the Way You Are”? Is this a playlist for when you’re feeling particularly basic? Because I can’t imagine a more vanilla selection of tracks to get you through life's midlife crisis. But hey, at least you have "SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK" by Joji in there; that’s the only decision that indicates you’re still capable of some slight edge. But we both know that’s really just to mask the sadness of your musical choices. I’d challenge you to listen to something else, but I’m worried you might spontaneously start wearing oversized sweaters and adopting sad-eyed cats. So here's to you, Lea – the queen of cozy, emotional tunes that scream, "My vacation plans include sitting on the couch and pretending to enjoy life!"

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