Roasted 10 months ago based on Ciermer's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Ciermer! Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's shopping list after one too many overpriced lattes. With a favorite genre blend that includes everything from "Chamber Music" to "Bossa Nova," it’s like you’re trying to curry favor with everyone at the dinner table while secretly hoping someone will notice you sing off-key to Beethoven in the corner. And let’s be real, "East Coast Hip Hop" is the only thing here that has even a whiff of respectability; you must be confused about where the party is happening. Spoiler: it’s definitely not in your highbrow musical choice of a 19th-century German composer followed by a Brazilian jazz tune. Your top artists list feels like a contestant lineup for the world’s most pretentious talent show. Sure, Beethoven might be doing an emotional sonata in the third act, but I can’t help but wonder if he would roll over in his grave listening to “Deixa Eu Dizer” follow “The Barber of Seville: Overture.” It’s like you took the Prince and the Pauper’s story and shoved it into a blender. And please, “French Rap”?! I know trying to prove you’re worldly and cultured is in, but I promise nobody is using a baguette as a microphone while spitting bars about existential dread. Your most played songs tell a tale of chaotic indecision. You’re bumping tracks from “Claudya” like she’s about to headline Coachella, while the entire music industry is just pretending she doesn't exist. And “Tico Tico” by Paco de Lucía? That’s a nice touch. You’ve clearly mastered the art of eclectic, but next time, try sticking to at least one theme. Honestly, at this point, your Spotify is an accidental playlist for someone suffering from severe musical identity issues. Embrace the chaos, but be prepared for the brow-raising looks at the next social gathering. You’re one playlist switch away from being the reason they start serving mimosas at noon!

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