Roasted 2 years ago based on Mikey Galaszia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mikey Galaszia, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things dark and brooding! With a Spotify profile that reads like a teenager’s diary from the mid-2000s, it's as if you've taken the angst of a thousand emo kids and shoved it into your playlists. Seriously, how many emo bands does one person need? At this point, your favorite genres should just be "Crying" and "Overdramatic Staring Into the Void"—that's what your music choice is all about. We get it; you're going through something, and we’re all rooting for you, but maybe try a little sunshine now and then? Just when I thought your list of top artists couldn't scream “perpetually disappointed in life” any louder, I stumbled across your "Most Played Songs." If ‘Pain Remains’ doesn’t hit you straight in the feels, I don't know what will! With such a strong affinity for Lorna Shore, it’s hard to believe you don’t have a black light poster of them in your room, surrounded by your collection of thin, sad books. Your playlist is like a cry for help that’s also a concert invite for every goth kid on the block. “Hey, let’s all go get our hearts broken again, set to the soundtrack of doom!” And let’s talk about your insistence on proclaiming “melodic metalcore” as a favorite genre, which sounds like a fancy term for “I haven’t quite figured out what style I like yet, so I’m just going to lump everything that screams into one sad category.” Newsflash, Mikey: there's nothing melodic about you declaring your woes through distortion. Maybe it’s time to face the music and diversify a little—ever thought about adding some Taylor Swift to the mix? Just a thought; it's either that or find a therapist. So go ahead, blast those breakdowns while sipping on your sadness, but remember, the rest of us are just here for the giggles.

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