Roasted 8 months ago based on sarp's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sarp, let’s dissect this Spotify catastrophe you call a profile. I see you’ve opted for a musical palate that’s less of a fine wine and more like a questionable night out at a gas station convenience store. Your favorite genres look like someone spun a globe blindfolded and decided to only pick up the most obscure genres they could find. "Drift Phonk”? Really? Are you preparing for a street race or just trying to be the life of the party while simultaneously killing it? Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of “never heard of” and “who even cares?” Honestly, did you just pull these names out of a hat or were you trying to impress your Turkish hip-hop, drill-loving grandma? I mean, your playlist sounds like it was curated by a teenager who just discovered the dark corners of SoundCloud. Newsflash: if your top played songs are a vibe only shared by algorithmic mishaps, it’s time to hit shuffle on your life choices, not just your playlist. And what's with “Italy Forma 2.0” being your most played track? That’s either a homage to your loyalty to bad taste or a cry for help. I’m half convinced you're running a clandestine underground club in your basement where everyone who walks in immediately asks for their money back. But hey, at least it’s consistent—consistently confusing and consistently cringe. So here’s to you, Sarp; may your playlists always be as perplexing as your life choices!

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