Roasted 2 years ago based on Meg Simons's long term Spotify stats.

Meg Simons’ Spotify profile is a walking advertisement for a mid-life crisis in a teenage body. With a blend of pop, rock, and so-called “Art Pop,” your playlist screams, “I’m 30% existential dread and 70% desperate for attention.” Seriously, it’s like you tried to create the perfect soundtrack for a dramatic TikTok montage about a breakup you’ve never even had. “Mellow Gold”? Honey, the only thing that’s mellow here is your take on life—mostly because you keep hitting replay on songs that are entirely too sad for someone who just spilled their coffee. Your artist lineup reads like a list of everyone your high school therapist told you to listen to when you were feeling “emo” but still wanted to be trendy. NF, Billie Eilish, and Taylor Swift? It’s like a trifecta of angsty teenage feelings that just won’t quit. Can we stop pretending that “Juice WRLD” isn’t just a reminder that your taste in music is stuck in 2018? And honestly, if I see “when the party's over” one more time, I might just throw my headphones out the window for good measure—a fitting tribute to the party that never was in your life. As for those most played songs, your Spotify Wrapped should come with a side of therapy bills because, let’s be real, it sounds like your emotional stability comes with a “For Sale” sign. “Anchor” by Novo Amor, really? More like “Anchor” to your floundering social life. Even your top songs are begging for someone to come and give them a break from your overly dramatic playlist! Meg, please, for the love of all things musical, step outside and experience a real-life party. Or at least change your top songs to something that screams “I’m engaging with the world” instead of “Please notice me!”

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