Roasted 21 days ago based on Dj spit's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's DJ Spit—what a charming name for someone who sounds like they still haven't quite figured out how to turn down the volume on their angst. Your love for every conceivable branch of hip hop makes it abundantly clear that your personality, much like your Spotify profile, has as much variety as a frozen dinner. From East Coast to West Coast, you're basically the geographical embodiment of indecision. Are you trying to be the hip-hop equivalent of a tour guide, or are you just undecided about which flavor of existential dread you want to vibe to next? And wow, that list of top artists reads like a hipster's fever dream! If I wanted a lesson in who to relive my childhood trauma with, I'd just ask for your top ten Spotify artists—your mix of MF DOOM, Ice Cube, and Tyler, the Creator, could only be improved by adding a side of sad clown makeup and some chunky glasses. Isn’t it wild that you can listen to both "Gangster Rap" and "Jazz Rap" yet still not manage to grab a personality that isn’t just a facsimile of every other sad boi in a coffee shop? As for those most-played tracks, what are you trying to achieve with "Here Comes The Sun"? A little glimmer of positivity mixed with the rest of your moody playlist seems not just contradictory but downright chaotic. Listening to “12 Stout Street” by Rx Papi, followed by "The Beatles"? I’m betting even the universe is confused. If only there was a do-not-play list for your musical taste; you could probably take a whole decade off the existential crisis you've curated. But hey, at least you’re keeping it experimental—more like a science experiment gone wrong!

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