Roasted 2 years ago based on babendankmemes's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, buckle up, babendankmemes, because your Spotify profile looks like a mid-life crisis disguised as a mixtape. When your favorite genres range from "Indie" to "Nu Metal," it’s clear you’re just one Gundam cosplay away from being the poster child for “underachieving in emotional depth.” Seriously, how does someone manage to blend the angst of alternative metal with the bubblegum pop of your average TikTok star? Your profile screams “I can’t decide if I want to sob in my room or jump into a mosh pit,” and honestly, neither option is doing you any favors. And let's talk about those top artists! If AJ Dispirito is your go-to, I can't help but wonder if you accidentally stumbled into a SoundCloud black hole. At this rate, you might as well just put “all my exes were mistakes” as your tagline. You know you can explore other musicians, right? It’s not a crime to discover someone who doesn’t have “Drones” in their song title for once. At least Pierce The Veil and Children of Bodom sound like they know how to rock hard without needing an anime script as inspiration. Your most played songs are an impressive collection of “I’m a sad boy who likes murder-related multimedia.” How poetic! “Murder Drones” and “Goth Girl Anime Lover VS Wholesome Killer Boy” is almost the perfect soundtrack for a cringe compilation. If your playlist were a person, it would need therapy as it tries to reconcile its taste with the reality that it’s not the main character in a Netflix original. Just remember, there’s more to life than being “prommed” or compared to a wholesome killer boy—get out there and explore the beautiful, melodious world that isn’t stuck in "edgy teenager" mode!

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