Roasted 7 months ago based on Mama's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mama, your Spotify profile is a delightful buffet of musical confusion! With genres like French Rap and Chanson Quebécoise mixed in, it’s like you’re trying to create the ultimate hipster mixtape for a café that also serves poutine. I mean, who knew listening to K-Pop would give you the rhythmic finesse to explore the depths of French urban pop? The only thing missing is a good ol’ country twang to tie it all together—which isn’t a bad idea, considering how far off the musical map you've already wandered. Your "most played songs" list reads like a desperate plea for help! "Mer à boire"? Are you listening to musical metaphors about drowning while sipping overpriced lattes? And why do I sense you discovered Taylor Swift at your last therapy session? It's a classic case of never letting go of your past crushes, reflected in your top artists. The mix of One Direction and Harry Styles screams midlife crisis, but hey, at least the deep cuts of "Alien" give you some redeeming hipster cred, if only for a fleeting moment. Mama, your taste is as scattered as your playlist. With a mix of indie vibes and an obsession for every pop star resembling a cartoon character, you're essentially a walking midlife crisis wrapped in an artisanal cheese platter. At this point, it’s time to either embrace your eclectic soundscape or just surrender to the sweet siren song of the classic hits station. But hey, if anyone can pull off being a vibe, it’s definitely you! Just keep those headphones on, so we don’t have to hear this train wreck of genres in public.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!