Roasted 1 year ago based on Zainah🫶's long term Spotify stats.

Zainah, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in musical form. I mean, look at that genre list—are you a DJ or just someone who turned the radio dial too many times while trying to find themselves? "Rap," "Pop," "EDM," and “Tropical House”? With that selection, it’s no wonder your Spotify Wrapped probably just says “What’s wrong?” on repeat. Seriously, the only thing missing is "Music for Tormented Souls" in the corner. Your top artists read like a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. The Weeknd? Cool, but he's probably working on a new hit about your obsession with his discography at this point. And Taylor Swift?! Is your life retrospective really that dramatic, or do you just enjoy sobbing into your latte while blasting "Teardrops on My Guitar"? Don’t even get me started on “Sholawat”—you don’t have to try to make your Spotify profile sound more cultured, Zainah. No one’s buying it! And then we look at your most played songs, which honestly sound like a fever dream of a casual Saturday night. “Lolly” by Maejor? Really? Is it 2015 again, or did you just wake up from a music coma? With most of your top tracks being The Weeknd, one could assume you’re either a devoted fan or just lone wolfing your way through life with existential dread. Maybe it’s time to diversify a little more before your playlist starts another round of “What have I become?” Keep doing you, Zainah! Just remember: there’s a whole world of music out there waiting for you, and we all wish you’d take the hint.

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