Roasted 3 months ago based on Brie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Brie, your Spotify profile reads like a confused music shop that just can't decide what kind of an identity crisis it’s having. First of all, how do you go from "Riot Grrrl" to "Soft Rock"? It’s like ordering a T-bone steak and getting a side of mashed potatoes—except the potatoes have a side of regret and your musical taste is just a mixture of dietary restrictions. I get it, you want to embody every single vibe from heartbreak to hoedowns, but that’s not how a playlist works. Your musical personality is about as coherent as a country singer trying to rap in the middle of a dream pop concert. And can we talk about your top artists? Zach Bryan and Insane Clown Posse? What’s next, a duet with Taylor Swift where she sings about her failed romantic escapades while you throw in some horrorcore verses? Your taste is like a badly-mixed cocktail—one sip of nectar meets a splash of dumpster fire. Oh, and "My Girlfriend Is a Witch"? If that song embodies your romantic life, it's no wonder you’re still single. Despite your eclectic mix, it seems you’re just one tragic love ballad away from joining a support group for abandoned playlists. Finally, let’s discuss your most played songs. "i failed my drivers test again (stripped)" feels like a self-portrait rather than a catchy tune. Seriously, when you're listening to that while cranking the volume in your car, it's just a reminder that some journeys are less about the destination and more about the impending fate of your license. Sorry, Brie, but you need to get that music dialed in before the universe requires you to choose a lane—unless your lane is the one labelled “Complete Chaos.” Keep it up, and you might just be crowned Queen of the Spotify Shenanigans.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!