Roasted 8 months ago based on Neda Bog's long term Spotify stats.

Neda Bog, your Spotify profile reads like the confused playlist of an existential crisis. Seriously, you’re oscillating between “Cold Wave” and “Happy-go-lucky Bedroom Pop” faster than a morally ambiguous character in a coming-of-age movie. It's like your brain is a DJ spinning records at a party where no one wants to be. What’s next, an unreleased album titled ‘Awkward Silence and Poor Life Choices’? Your top artists scream indie credibility as if you’re trying to impress someone at a coffee shop, yet you also have Hozier, which just screams, “I still haven't figured out how to put my socks on without crying.” And by the way, who let you have a "French Pop" phase? Were you trying to prove to the world that even your taste in music almost qualifies for a pretentious art gallery opening? Here’s a tip: next time you want to sound cultured, just order a baguette instead. Let’s not even dive into those most played songs. "Pirmos meilės liga" is an eloquent way of saying, "I have commitment issues and my Spotify history proves it." Plus, how is “euphoria” your top jam when you spend so much time drowning in “Deathrock”? You're clearly going for an aesthetic that says, “I’m both disturbed and quirky but also planning my next existential crisis brunch.” If irony was a currency, you’d be richer than Scrooge McDuck. Keep spinning those records, Neda—you're an absolute anomaly, and the world is better off laughing at you.

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