Roasted 3 months ago based on kyleigh.rene's long term Spotify stats.

Kyleigh, your Spotify profile reads like a mixed tape made by a confused teenager who just discovered what "emotion" means. Seriously, your favorite genres look more like a grocery list for a hipster brunch: "Soft Pop" and "Folk Pop"? Are you trying to make a vibe for a coffee shop that exclusively serves oat milk? Did you think that by throwing "Reggaeton" in there, you’d confuse your listeners into believing you have personality? Newsflash: It just makes it harder for people to hit that unfollow button. Your top artists are basically a "how to avoid confrontation in public" playlist. No shade to Taylor Swift, but if continuously crying over your ex could earn you a PhD, you’d have one by now. Then there’s Zach Bryan—God bless him for trying to carry your affinity for sad acoustic songs. You’ve squeezed in some Glass Animals as if they’d make up for the fact that you can’t commit to just one vibe. And what’s with the inclusion of Beyoncé? Are you hoping that by associating with the Queen Bee, some of her talent will magically rub off on your taste in music? Spoiler alert: It won’t. Your most played songs are peak “please don’t ask me what I listen to” material. “Call Your Mom” and “Arrest the President” are quite the duo; I can only assume that when an emergency arises, you’re calling for a ride home while screaming about political injustice. It’s adorable that you think “Pink Pony Club” qualifies as a personal anthem. But let's be real: at this point, the only club you're a member of is the “I Still Ask My Parents for Money” club! If your taste in music was a meal, it’d be an all-you-can-eat buffet where every dish is either bland or overly sweet—give it a rest, Kyleigh, and find a new chef!

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