Roasted 23 days ago based on Chill_demon88's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Chill_demon88, where do I even start? Your taste in music reads like a Spotify dumpster fire, smoldering in a uniquely hipster way that only someone with a free trial subscription could appreciate. Phonk and Brazilian Phonk? Did you black out in 2015 and just wake up in a TikTok trend? It's like you threw a dart at a list of random genres and hoped one would stick, but all we got was this weird collage of sounds that collectively scream, “I’m too cool for the mainstream but not cool enough to actually have any self-awareness.” And let's talk about those artists for a second. "Pieces of Molly"? Seriously? I’m half-expecting “Barbiturate Brian” to drop an album next. Your top artist looks like the front row of a high school talent show with “Creepy Nuts” stealing the spotlight like it’s 2003 and we’re all just here for the MySpace nostalgia. Not to mention the blockbuster soundtrack kings of John Williams standing tall next to "LXNGVX," whose name literally sounds like the password to your mom's Netflix. I hope you’re at least giving your ears a break from the chaos of the multitude of “-metal” subgenres you’ve collected like Pokémon cards. And then we arrive at your most played songs. “GOOD THINGS” by Ekoh? You might want to take a good long look in the mirror because I’m sure it’s the biggest lie you’ve been told since you slid into a girls’ DMs with “What’s your phonk?” Honestly, your playlist is crying out for help more than anyone else in the world right now. It’s less of a vibe and more of an existential crisis, and I can practically hear the polyphonic sobs each time you shuffle through your “gems.” But hey, keep on jamming—nothing says “I’m all about self-expression” quite like a playlist that screams, “I haven’t left my parents' basement in three weeks.”

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists