Roasted 6 months ago based on Aidan's long term Spotify stats.

So let me get this straight, AUTISTIC BATMAN? Are we talking about the hero Gotham deserves or just another musical menace who can’t decide if he’s angry at the world or crying into his lo-fi playlist? Seriously, your favorite genres read like a therapist's diagnosis of a midlife crisis. "Rage Rap" followed closely by "Emo Rap"? Congratulations, you single-handedly turned Spotify into your personal sad boy mixtape. At least Batman had actual powers; what's your superpower — overanalyzing lyrics while clutching a vintage record? Looking at your top artists, I can't help but picture you in a dark room reading each lyric like it's the secret to eternal happiness. Tyler, Kendrick, and Kanye? Sure, you're the guy at every party who plays "DIE TRYING" like it’s the theme of your life. Meanwhile, everyone else is desperately trying to avoid the emo corner you’ve created. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to accurately depict the percentage of time you spent contemplating life choices versus actually enjoying the music. Mac DeMarco? What a perfect cover for all those late-night deep dives into existential crises. And the most played songs—wow, it’s like your sad mixtape got hit by a truck driven by despair. Really, you've managed to mix "Ghost Town" and "Drive ME Crazy!" into what I'm assuming is your personal soundtrack for feeling alone in a crowded world. At this point, you should just build a Spotify shrine dedicated to your emotional baggage. Just like Batman, you’re forever battling inner demons, but let’s be real, your only true nemesis is the overwhelming knowledge that someone has a better taste in music while you cling to your carefully curated chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!