Roasted 7 months ago based on Becca Nicolette's long term Spotify stats.

Becca Nicolette, huh? Your Spotify profile reads more like a cringe-inducing mood board for a girl who just discovered what music is after watching one TikTok too many. With a genre list that looks like it was generated by throwing darts at a list of playlists while blindfolded, I'm half expecting to see "Cheese-Curd Rock" and "Mismatched Sock Pop" on there next. Seriously, how do you listen to Mac DeMarco and Billie Eilish in the same breath? Is there even a plan or are you just hit-and-miss hopping through Spotify like a kid in a candy store until you inevitably grab the weird gummy worms? And then we get to your top artists—a collection that reflects some serious indecision. I mean, no offense, but you could start a support group for people who can't commit to a musical identity. Tyler, The Creator mixing with Sabrina Carpenter? That’s like pairing peanut butter and pickles at a gourmet dinner! Are you trying to keep your options open for your next “who am I?” crisis? Is there a secret contest for who can have the most eclectic taste that you didn't tell us about? Because if so, congratulations, you're winning... by a mile in the 'what are you doing with your life?' category. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. "Love Me" by Fia? Is that even a song, or did you just type "please validate my existence" into the search bar? And "NISSAN ALTIMA"? Is your car trying to steal your Spotify attention? You might as well have a song titled "I’m Just Here for the Vibes," because it's clear you’ve lost the plot somewhere between "cheatin’ songs" and "Savior Complex." So here’s a pro tip: the next time you curate a playlist, remember that there’s no award for being the most confused listener. Keep it simple, Becca. Pick a side—or at least remember not to drive while creating playlists, okay?

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