Roasted 1 year ago based on chariceee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh mon chèry, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet that even a raccoon would turn its nose up at. "Italian Trap"? Really? I didn’t know we were encouraging criminals to sing about their crimes while wearing plaid and tossing dough around like they’re auditioning for a pasta commercial. Your favorite genres read like the playlist for a midlife crisis at a suburban Italian restaurant—where everyone still thinks wearing sunglasses indoors is cool. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Adele and Sfera Ebbasta? It's like pairing fine wine with Easy Cheese. Are you sure you haven’t accidentally hit “shuffle” on someone else's Spotify? Listening to "Marracash" next to "Bruno Mars" is like mixing gelato and hot sauce; one is sweet and refined, while the other makes you question your life choices. I half expect to see a wild mashup of “Someone Like You” and “Ferrari”, and honestly, I have to wonder if you’re just trying to fill the void of a personality with trendy beats and a sprinkle of confusion. But let’s get to your most played songs; they tell a story—a very sad and questionable one. “Romantic Homicide” might as well be your personal anthem at this point! Are you trying to serenade the love of your life to death with tracks that scream, “I watch way too many crime documentaries”? Honestly, if heartbreak had a soundtrack, it would just be your recently played list on repeat. So keep vibing, mon chèry, you might just discover a new genre that includes a therapist on speed dial!

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