Roasted 1 year ago based on hannah bruski's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Hannah Bruski, let’s break down that Spotify profile of yours. With a favorite genre list as convoluted as your taste in men, it’s impressive how you can jump from Texas Country to Hip Hop without even a hint of self-awareness. You’ve got more genre contradictions than a country singer at a rap battle. It’s like you can’t decide if you want to two-step or throw down! The only thing more confused than your playlist is a drunk cowgirl trying to figure out how to line dance to Drake. Let’s talk about your top artists. Zach Bryan seems to be your go-to for those deep, emotional moments – which is ironic considering it’s hard to feel much while simultaneously jamming to Tory Lanez. You’ve got Taylor Swift in there, which is adorable; she might as well be your emotional support singer while you plot out your next Who Would You Rather Tinder adventure. And Kanye West? Really? The only thing more unpredictable than his music these days is your decision to listen to an artist who put on a MAGA hat for fun. You’ve got a better chance of finding consistency in a weather forecast than in your top artists. As for your most played songs, I didn't know we were keeping track of how to power through a quarter-life crisis with the same six themes of love, heartbreak, and existential dread on repeat. It’s like your playlist came straight from a sad girl’s retreat. I’m half convinced you just hit “repeat” and let it play on a loop while rearranging your emotional support stickers. You know it’s bad when the only thing less varied than your most played list is the drama in a church choir. So go ahead, keep jamming out to the same six songs—just don’t be shocked when your Spotify Wrapped looks like a study guide for how to cry in public.

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