Roasted 2 years ago based on Matt Bradley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Matt Bradley, your Spotify profile could easily double as a 15-year-old's diary—it’s filled with angst and enough metal to build your own concert venue in your mom's basement. With a top ten that reads like the ultimate guide to "how many bands can I name with 'core' in them," it's clear you’re on a lifelong quest to find the heaviest sound possible to drown out the sound of your own tears. Seriously, Australian metalcore? What next, some local band called "Kangaroo Carnage"? You’re not even trying to hide your inner teenage boy who just discovered skateboarding and heartbreak. Let’s talk about your most played songs. “Confession” and “holding on” from “Nevertel”? Matt, with a music taste so emo that even the eyeliner-wearing kids in the front row are rolling their eyes, maybe it’s time to branch out. You’ve got *Caskets* and *Nevertel* in your rotation more than you probably see actual daylight. I'm just waiting for the inevitable moment when you have a mental breakdown and start streaming lullabies on repeat because, quite frankly, you need to switch up the therapy genres before you start scaring your neighbors. The only thing more tragic than your relentless devotion to bands that probably pose for album covers in a graveyard is your blatant fear of admitting you also listen to “Pop Punk.” You don’t have to hide it, Matt! We all know that “All the Small Things” secretly lives in your playlist. Maybe someday you'll emerge from the shadowy pit of metalcore and let yourself explore some actual fun music. Until then, you might want to invest in a mirror—because judging by your playlist, it’s clear that the person looking back at you could use a good laugh and a little less angst!

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