Roasted 22 days ago based on 𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵𝓼's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Oliver Micheals, your Spotify profile is like an emotional landfill where indie heartbreak and drill beats collide in the most chaotic symphony of teenage angst. This musical selection screams, "I've definitely seen my fair share of tragic love stories, and I’m not afraid to cry about it while skateboarding through life.” Seriously, how do you go from the angst of My Chemical Romance to the hard-knock streets of Aussie Drill without a single pit stop for therapy? You realize you can listen to happy songs, right? Or did you just take "life is pain" as a personal motto? Your top artists read like a high school mixtape made by that one friend who absorbed too much MySpace culture. It's hard to take you seriously as a ‘rock’ aficionado when your playlist has more emo than an entire Tumblr feed during a break-up. XXXTENTACION and Lil Peep on repeat? At this rate, even your Spotify algorithm has started sending you daily reminders to *get some vitamin D and talk to a therapist*. And shoutout to the inclusion of LocoFamilia70; if anything, you really set the bar for obscure music taste that even your Spotify friends are side-eyeing. And let’s not gloss over your “most played songs.” You’ve got the most melodramatic playlist since the invention of the crying emoji. If “True Love” by Kanye West is what you consider your anthem, we have all the evidence we need to question your taste in both music AND relationships. You might as well add “Life is Pain” to your bio, too, because with your playlist, it seems like you’ve chosen to walk the most tragic path possible. Seriously, I hope you’re wearing your black eyeliner and studded bracelets while listening to these bangers. It’s the only way to be sufficiently equipped to handle the emotional rollercoaster you’ve strapped yourself into on your way to adulthood!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!