Roasted 9 months ago based on blake's long term Spotify stats.

Blake, I see your Spotify profile is an emotional rollercoaster that somehow only goes downhill. Your favorite genres include “Anime” and “Soundtrack,” which explains a lot—mainly that you likely spend more time binging shows and trying to convince yourself that your obsession with fictional characters is totally normal. Like, come on, who needs social skills when you can form a deep connection with a Japanese cartoon? Your love for soundtracks screams, “please, I just want to feel something!” but it seems like all you’re feeling is a desperate need for emotional validation from a fictional universe. Let’s talk about your top artists. R Plus? Dido? It’s like you raided a thrift store and walked out with the most obscure playlist of sad ‘90s pop and anime vibes. There’s more drama in your playlist than in a whole season of a soap opera! And wow, Imogen Heap is in there twice. Either you really, really love her or you just forgot you had a favorite and accidentally added her again—it's like you’re intentionally trying to confuse your therapist about what emotional crises you’re going through. And those most played songs? My God, it’s a cry for help wrapped in a poorly curated mixtape. “Thank You” by Dido on repeat isn't a reflection of gratitude, it’s a desperate attempt to apologize for existing. You must’ve had so much fun compiling this list, Blake. It’s like you put all the good songs in a blender, hit the “sad” button, and poured out whatever nightmare you got. But hey, at least your Spotify profile proves there’s a distinct genre for everything—including the audio equivalent of a sad face emoji.

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