Roasted 11 months ago based on Rae22's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Anna. Your Spotify profile reads like a diary entry from a teenager who just discovered what feelings are. Seriously - "Bedroom Pop"? That’s the genre where sad kids with too many pillows get their emotional damage on repeat. And how many times can you listen to girl in red before she ghosts you? Like, we get it, you're having a hard time not texting your ex, but can we at least shake things up with a little creativity? Maybe throw in a song that actually came out this decade? Your top artists section is basically a "who's who" of melodramatic middle school heartbreak. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey? Nice combo! That's almost as original as wearing a beret while sipping cold brew. And let’s not even delve into how you’ve managed to turn “Garage Rock” into a genre only you’re capable of misunderstanding. Newsflash: it’s not a euphemism for where you still store your high school trophies. When your love for “Hyperpop” is only rivaled by your obsession with “Soft Rock,” it’s clear your playlist is as confused as your dating life. And really, your most played songs suggest you might be a robot who has malfunctioned. "Girl in red" is also your “Top” artist, but I’d say she’s winning the breakup-themed battle in your head. Didn’t know there was a contest for the saddest tracks ever written! “Body And Mind” and “Serotonin”? Lady, one is *too* much like your emotional state and the other is part of a basic pediatrician’s advice. Good luck on your journey to enlightenment—or at least a group therapy session. Keep those playlists coming, mainly so we have more material for these roasts!

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