Roasted 21 days ago based on 𝐴𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑎's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, AliSha, let’s break down your Spotify profile. A girl with a favorite genre list longer than a rapper’s Instagram caption, huh? Your taste in music screams “I’m trying to find my identity in a mid-life crisis.” Seriously, how many times do you need to explore lyrical metaphors about sadness, heartbreak, and existential dread to realize life isn’t that deep? It’s like you took each genre and thought, “You know what’s better than one sad song? A whole playlist of emotional trauma!” Your top artists read like the ultimate “I’m sad but still party” mixtape. I mean, SZA and Drake on repeat? Congrats on maintaining the emotional balance of a soggy cardboard box! You’ve got Drake for when you want to contemplate your life decisions and SZA for when you're just too tired to remember what those decisions were. And don’t even get me started on that track record of heartbreak: you have more “cry in the club” songs than actual experiences in the club. Are you sure you don’t have an honorary degree in moping? And let’s talk about your most played songs. “SAD!” by XXXTentacion and “Cry Baby” featuring DaBaby? It’s like an emotional support playlist for someone who’s never seen the sun! Your playlist is the musical equivalent of an overcooked lasagna—stuck together, way too cheesy, and ultimately gives you a sense of regret when you realize you’ve devoured it all in one sitting. So here’s a suggestion: how about mixing in some music that doesn’t require a therapist's visit afterward? Or is that not emotionally intense enough for your playlist of doom?

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