Roasted 2 years ago based on Andrew's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Andrew, your Spotify profile is like a high school metalhead’s wet dream—if that high school was held in a sad, dimly lit basement full of brooding teenagers. So tell me, how does it feel to have a music taste that screams “I’m definitely going to take up taxidermy as a hobby”? It’s one thing to venture into the depths of Technical Death Metal but you’ve dug so deep into the abyss that even Dante would ask for directions back to the surface. With favorites like "Deathcore" and "Voidgaze," it’s like you're building the soundtrack for a horror movie about a guy in a turtleneck who can’t escape his own existential dread. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. I see you’ve got a mix of microwave beats and pure madness, where ROSALÍA’s Latin flair collides with “The Living Dreams of a Dead God.” Sounds like you’re just a couple of long nights away from claiming that Metallica is too mainstream for you. Is your iTunes library a war zone with artists like "Lord Mantis" and "Knocked Loose" fighting to see which one makes you cry more? Newsflash: you can only gather so much angst before you start resembling a misunderstood teenager who's actually brewing coffee for goth kids in a haunted café! And those song choices? A fine blend of tracks that would make even a vampire pause, confused whether to mope or jump into a mosh pit. “Cries from the Underworld”? More like cries for a little joy in your life! What's next? A playlist called "Songs for Drawing Pentagrams While Crying"? You’ve got enough despair packed into your playlist to launch a therapy session with just one listen. So here’s a suggestion, Andrew: try leaning into that emo-pop side a bit more; it might just save you from becoming the metal version of a sad cat meme.

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