Roasted 13 days ago based on massimo's long term Spotify stats.

Massimo, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis overlaid with an Italian tourist trap. Seriously, with all that Italian Trap and Chilean Mambo, how are you not just one sad soccer mom in a fanny pack away from becoming an international punchline? "Concerto" might as well be the soundtrack of your existential disbelief as you jam out to artists with names that sound like bad usernames for a high school chatroom. I'm surprised the algorithm hasn't flagged your profile as a glitch in the matrix. And let's talk about your favorite artists! Tony Effe and Cris MJ are so prominent in your playlist that I half-expect to see their faces etched into your wall by the end of the year. Do you even realize you could be creating a whole new genre called “TonyCris Trap”? Bravo! It takes a special kind of dedication to bounce between genres like this—too bad the emotional depth of your music is about as loaded as a cardboard box. If the Weeknd is your only ray of hope in this lineup, maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your life choices... or at least diversify that playlist a little. Your top songs are a glorious testament to the chaos that lies within. You went from “ICON” to “Effe” at an alarming rate, showcasing a level of questionable life-shaping decisions. If you ever get tired of this glorified confusion and find yourself craving something a little less... well, atrocious, there's a whole world of other genres out there! But let’s be honest, we both know you’d pick the "Rage Rap" playlist to reflect your inner turmoil instead. Good luck to anyone who tries to make sense of your musical choices—I'm sending in a search party just in case.

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