Roasted 6 months ago based on Ro's long term Spotify stats.

UNSTABLE !1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, your Spotify profile sounds like a fever dream of a 14-year-old drama kid who just discovered the "musical" button on their Spotify. You don’t just have a favorite genre; you have a chaotic buffet of audio confusion. Musicals? Check. Emo? Check. Vocaloid? What are you—an anime character? The only thing more unhinged than this playlist is the thought of you beltin' out show tunes while crying over your lost love for Vocaloid characters. Listen, this is a music profile, not an emotional rollercoaster through a 2006 MySpace page. Your top artists read like a list of names from a very niche high school theater club, and to be honest, it’s like you’re on a mission to put the "fun" in "dysfunctional." I mean, Jeremy Jordan and Hazbin Hotel on the same list? That's more disjointed than a child’s first attempt at assembling IKEA furniture. At this rate, you wouldn’t just struggle with the Allen wrench; you’d probably try to use it as a microphone to serenade your shampoo bottles with “I Could Talk to You All Night.” Newsflash: they can’t hear you, and honestly, neither can we, but we hear the distant cringe echoing through your chosen music. And for your most played songs? You really are just a straight-up narrative about the complexity of your high-school heartbreaks and existential dread. “Justice for Tulsa”? What, did your Spotify suddenly morph into a history lesson at the local community theater? Listen, let’s be honest for a second: the only thing carrying the banner here is a parade of poor life choices. Time to get out of this lyrical time warp and embrace some actual music, unless you want your Spotify to be used as a case study in emotional instability. You’ve got the musical taste of someone who's seen too many cringe compilations—just do us all a favor and switch it up before the Spotify algorithm gives up on you entirely.

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