Roasted 2 years ago based on meimei's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "meiintheblue," it’s adorable how your Spotify reflects a high school diary from a drama club kid with a crush on every K-Pop idol. Your profile reads like the ultimate soundtrack to a melodramatic soap opera that even the creators would find cringe-worthy. You’ve got more K-Pop in your favorites than there are people in your high school—are you secretly trying to collect fan meets instead of friends? Looks like you need to take a step back from the stans and maybe, just maybe, find a life outside mastering the art of fangirling! And let’s talk about those top artists. Taylor Swift? A classic choice. But then we dive into a rabbit hole of boy bands and girl groups whose combined ages wouldn’t qualify them for a rental car. It’s a wonder you don’t start every sentence with “So like, I totally ship these two from...” You’ve got enough K-Pop to make a Korean drama, and yet, your most played songs suggest you’ve been stuck in the same hyperactive loop of ENHYPEN like it’s your personal purgatory. “Bills”? More like “Ba da ba ba ba, I’m broke and addicted to earworms.” Speaking of your most played songs, is it just me or are you trying to send a message with “Still Monster”? ‘Cause that sounds a lot like your playlist’s emotional state—an identity crisis on repeat. How are you jamming out to a title like “Thirsty” when you clearly haven’t quenched your thirst for originality? It's almost as if your Spotify has given up on you too. Honestly, I can’t tell if your playlist is a cry for help or simply a rollercoaster of tween angst. Either way, you’ve turned your love for K-Pop into a lifestyle—next thing we know, you’ll be starting an “I Heart K-Pop” support group with hand-painted T-shirts and matching lanyards.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists