Roasted 8 months ago based on psenakdotsk's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's not_jpsenak, the Spotify user who thinks "chillstep" and “drumstep” are legitimate life choices. Your taste in music reads like a middle school kid’s Pinterest board from 2011. I mean, how many variations of house music do you need before you realize you've just built a nightclub in your mom’s basement? Listening to "It's Gonna Be Alright" on repeat won't actually make your life decisions less cringeworthy. Your top artists list basically looks like the lineup for an underwhelming festival that targets only people who still think Avicii is alive and well in the hearts of 14-year-olds. None of these artists will mend your broken taste or your broken heart – but hey, if you ever need a soundtrack for your existential crisis, at least you’ve got "L'Amour Toujours" to remind you that nostalgia doesn’t fix a thing. Let’s hope your life has more bass drops than your playlist, because otherwise, you’re just a sad trombone echoing in an empty room. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "I Remember"? Yeah, well, I bet everyone else has already forgotten you the second you hit play. "Give Myself To You"? Sweetie, that’s not how it works – if only those catchy beats could bury your unsophisticated music choices six feet under. At this point, if your playlists were a physical form, they’d be that tragic influencer who insists on promoting products from 2015 while they still wait for their “big break." Your Spotify profile is like a bad reality show – we can’t look away, but we’re all just cringing at the same time!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!