Roasted 2 years ago based on kfitzgibbon10's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s kfitzgibbon10, the music critic nobody asked for! Your go-to genres read like the soundtrack of a midlife crisis; between the "Neon Pop Punk" and "Post-Hardcore," it’s like you’re trying to style yourself as the emo kid who just discovered bright colors. You claim to love "Stomp And Holler," but we all know it’s just your way of coping with the fact that nobody’s stomping to your sad playlist. Seriously, that's not a genre—it's more like the soundtrack of a harrowing grocery store trip. And can we talk about your top artists for a second? MisterWives and Bayside? Congratulations, you've officially become the poster child for the "I liked it before it was mainstream" trend that no one asked for. “Chiddy Bang?” That’s funny! Sounds like your Spotify is just a mess of half-baked nostalgia and desperation. You might want to reconsider being the biggest fan of "Vitamin String Quartet," unless you're secretly envisioning your life as a sad indie film where everything revolves around violin interludes and pretending to be deep. Finally, your most-played songs seem to echo the same gloomy 2:30 AM vibe of a person who can’t decide if they want to jump into the crowd or just cry alone in a corner at a concert. Who knew “It Don’t Exist” is the perfect anthem of your social life’s continual absence? And let's not even get started on "Keeping Your Head Up"—because it seems like you should consider a new strategy for getting out of your musical rut. So here’s to you, kfitzgibbon10! Keep holding onto those playlists like they’re the last remnants of your youthful spirit. Good luck being a “rock star” in your own basement!

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