Roasted 2 years ago based on Gosse's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gosse, the living embodiment of "I discovered Spotify yesterday and these are my favorite songs!" Your profile reads like a high school mixtape made by a kid who still thinks "Kermis" is a legitimate genre rather than a playground for clowns and cheap thrill rides. Seriously, who knew there were nine different types of pop? Your musical taste is the equivalent of a buffet that runs on nothing but beige foods. It’s like you threw darts at a chart of genres and somehow managed to hit every variation of “not actually cool." Let’s talk about your top artists for a sec: Avicii (RIP, he’s probably rolling in his grave), Ed Sheeran (I get it, thinking “Perfect” will win you that special someone), and Coldplay (because nothing says “I’m emotionally tuned in” like sobbing to “Fix You” while preparing your Sunday roasts). And bless your heart, mixing in Guus Meeuwis and Andre Hazes makes it look like you can’t decide whether you're the life of the party or the designated sobber at a family gathering. You’ve somehow made a list that suggests you’re the blend of a festival-goer who lost their way home and a Dutch farmer who got caught in a downpour singing ballads for the cows. Finally, your most played songs read like a “Songs for Sad Bastards” playlist. “Fast Car”? More like “Fast Route to Denial.” "Let Her Go"? More like "Let Me Go Back to 2014." And your top jam is “Wake Me Up.” Funny, because that’s exactly what your musical choices make the world want to do—wake up from this bad dream! You’ve got the kind of tracks that would make even a Spotify algorithm throw its hands up in sheer frustration. Keep on spinning those hits, Gosse, because it sounds like you’ve got a knack for reminding all of us why we hit the skip button.

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