Roasted 3 months ago based on The_Cheese_Deal3r's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, The_Cheese_Deal3r—an account that sounds more appropriate for a questionable snack vendor at a comic convention than a Spotify profile. Your taste in music is so niche it could double as a secret menu at a hipster café. “Bedroom Pop”? More like “Bedroom Crying” when your playlist screams louder than your social life. And let's not even get started on your obsession with Vocaloid and anime music. You’re literally one bad date away from commissioning a cringy fan song to express your love for a fictional character. It’s impressive how one person can pack every genre known to man into an identity crisis. You’ve got bedroom pop for your sad pillow talks, multiple metal subgenres to make your mom question your life choices, and J-Pop to ensure you never get a girlfriend. Your favorite artists read like a list of people who would never invite you to their concerts if they knew you were in the audience. Couldn’t decide between angst or euphoria? Just mix them all together and hope nobody notices you’re still broken inside. And what’s with your most played songs? A lineup so dramatic it could make telenovelas jealous. “Die For You” by Joji?! More like “Die From Secondhand Embarrassment” when your Spotify Wrapped comes out. And how many times do you need to listen to “Heather”? At this point, I half-expect you to start referring to all your crushes by that name. Get it together, Cheese Dealer; the only thing you're gonna "deal" is a deck of playing cards for when you end up alone at home with your Spotify playlists.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!