Roasted 7 months ago based on Kody's long term Spotify stats.

Kody, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis at a county fair. It’s a trainwreck of musical taste that’s confused even the most seasoned hipster. Do you need a manual to decide what kind of mood you’re in? “Am I feeling hard rock or should I spin some post-grunge while I ponder life’s latest heartbreak?” It’s like you proudly declared, “Why choose one genre when I can awkwardly mix them all like a bartender on their first day?” Seriously, your playlist has more identity crises than a teenager trying to fit in at a high school dance. Your top artists look like a random assortment of faces at a hipster reunion—Led Zeppelin and Lady Luck, meet the guy wearing a fedora in 2023. Bold choice bringing in Johnny Cash while also praising Greta Van Fleet, the only band talented enough to make a tribute band sound like the original. And hey, if you’re ever feeling low on self-esteem, just remember they’ve got a spot for you in their band’s "People Who Tried to Revive the 70s" club! Imagine them jamming on stage, and you standing in the back like “Don’t worry, I’m still cool for liking them!” Spoiler alert: you’re not. Those most-played tracks? Truly a masterpiece of confusion. “Barbara Ann” by The Beach Boys sandwiched in between an EDM track and something called "Bidibodi Bidibu"? Kody, it’s as if your music collection suffered a head injury and spun off into a dimension where nothing makes sense, and you’ve never heard of a musical arc. But hey, keep rocking out to “I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow,” because with your playlist, it seems like an appropriate theme song for your life choices. Just remember to turn it down a tad when you’re play-shouting “Southern Gothic” in your parents' basement—it's giving them cringey flashbacks to your awkward teenage years!

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