Roasted 8 months ago based on Jason's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jason, your Spotify profile is like a musical museum that no one asked to visit. We get it, you have eclectic tastes, but let’s be real—your genre collection reads like the soundtrack to a history teacher's nightmare. “Space Music”? Are you trying to launch yourself into another dimension or just escape the reality of your life choices? And who knew “Gufeng” sounded a lot like what people say when they see your playlist—“Gufeng the taste out of my mouth!” Your top artists list is even more bewildering than your mix of songs. It’s like you got lost in a music shop and decided to hit the shuffle button on 'World’s Most Inaccessible Artists to Impress Your Friends.' Richard Beddow? It's not exactly a household name, buddy. And having “The People's Liberation Army Orchestra” on your favorites list? I'm starting to think your musical tastes are more politically motivated than your voting record! Are you just trying to recruit people for a Communist musical revolution? As for your most played songs—my goodness, it’s a hodgepodge of choices that make me question if you even know what year it is. "Wake Up Hajimi"? Is that an energy drink or a plea for help? And "没有共产党就没有新中国"? Is this your way of kicking off a karaoke night with the theme of 'all the reasons I’m single'? You might want to reconsider your life choices, Jason, because this playlist is giving “living in your mom's basement while wearing a fedora” vibes, and nobody wants to be that guy at the party.

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