Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝘚𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪's long term Spotify stats.

So, you call yourself a music lover, but your profile reads like a high school diary filled with heart emojis and glitter pen doodles. Pop, Pop, Pop, and more Pop! If genres were calories, you’d be the human equivalent of a diet soda—sugar-free and devoid of any real substance. You've got more forms of "pop" in your playlist than a confused circus clown trying to juggle—seriously, is "Baroque Pop" just your way of saying you like catchy tunes with a side of pretentious? At this point, your Spotify is a sonic spa day for white girls. And those top artists? Let's not even pretend you have an eclectic taste when your top ten looks like an all-star lineup of your local coffee shop's open mic night. You say you love Sufjan Stevens, but let’s be honest, you just wanted someone to impress your artsy friends with. "Fourth of July"? More like "Fourth of a Snore!" At least take it up a notch: that playlist should either make us cry or make us dance, but right now it sounds like you’re just sipping overpriced lattes and staring out the window waiting for your life's Pinterest board to materialize. Oh, and can we talk about those most played songs? You're telling me you blast "Espresso" like it's the anthem of your winter sabbatical? Good news: you've officially dethroned “basic” as the reigning champion of boring. With such a rotation, it’s clear you’re more stuck in your feelings than an unclaimed IKEA furniture assembly. So, grab a real drink and try branching out from your comfort zone; because if you keep this up, the only dance floor you’ll be hitting is the one in your living room while you binge-watch Twilight for the third time this week.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!