Roasted 10 months ago based on nico's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nico, your Spotify profile is like a middle school dance: awkward, out of sync, and desperately trying to impress with a questionable playlist. Seriously, who needs a diverse music taste when you can just cling to “Hip Hop” as if it were a life raft in the murky waters of the music world? Your love for Southern Hip Hop is so overwhelming, I half-expect you to show up wearing overalls and a trucker hat while declaring “y’all” at inappropriate times. And what’s with your top artists list? Wiz Khalifa and Kodak Black are like the poster children for smoking too much weed and getting caught up in legal trouble—congratulations, you’ve found the soundtrack to potential future prison escapades! Your taste in music reads like a “how to get grounded at age 30” manual. And with Eminem’s presence among this crew, it’s like having a dad showing up to a Justin Bieber concert—awkward, unnecessary, and somewhat tragic. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “The Percocet & Stripper Joint”? Is that your life’s mantra? “One Night in Bangkok”? Pretty sure that’s just a sad wink to your last failed Tinder date. And “Electric Avenue”? Good luck keeping the lights on with those banger choices! Your playlist is the perfect mix of "I’m still figuring it out" and "call my mom when I need help." Honestly, Nico, your Spotify is like your personality—chaotic, overly reliant on nostalgia, and always just a little bit lost.

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