Roasted 2 years ago based on sephora's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Sephora's Spotify profile is like a musical version of a cringey middle school talent show! With a genre lineup that looks like it was curated by someone who spends their weekends at a K-Pop dance class, it’s clear you’ve dedicated more time to perfecting the ultimate playlist for your imaginary concert than actually experiencing the real world. Seriously, with all that "Post-Teen Pop," I half-expected your bio to read, "Single, looking for someone to discuss the intricacies of boy group choreography." Your top artists list is a wild ride through the depths of your taste – it’s almost impressive how you managed to assemble a mix that feels like a teenage girl’s dream distilled through a blender. MARINA, BTS, and Yo-Yo Ma? That’s like ordering a plate of sushi, a Big Mac, and a side of kale chips all in one go! Listen, with BTS on your roster, I’m surprised you haven’t ended up in a fanfic about them whisking you away on a dream date because that seems to be the level of fantasy we’re working with here. On the upside, if you keep up with this eclectic blend, you might just be the first person to accidentally create a new genre: “Mediocre Melancholy with a Side of Regret.” And your most-played songs? A hodgepodge that has me questioning if you’re secretly in love with a Korean ballad singer named Roh Hyoung Woo. I mean, you have four of his tracks listed – do you have a shrine dedicated to him in your closet or something? And let’s not even get started on “Gabriel's Oboe” being mixed in there like it’s your emotional zen moment between choruses of chipper pop. At this point, your listening habits may as well be an episode of Hoarders: Musical Edition. Hope you have some earplugs handy; the world's going to need them when you inevitably try to perform that setlist live!

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