Roasted 2 months ago based on Connor💫⁉️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Connor, your music taste is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Metal, punk, and shoegaze? It's like you threw a house party with every genre in the fridge and then forgot you invited anyone but your mom, who’s now worried about the emotional rollercoaster you've been riding. You must have that Spotify algorithm scratching its head, thinking, “Who hurt you?!” It sounds less like a curated playlist and more like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis hitting at 21. And can we talk about your top artists? Elliott Smith? Neutral Milk Hotel? You really went for the classic "I cry while sipping tea in my mom's basement" aesthetic. If I could take a guess, you probably have a collection of plaid shirts and an impressive array of ironic coffee mugs to match that energy. You do realize you’re not supposed to be a walking Tinder bio, right? You’ve got a playlist that’s ready to make emo kids shed nostalgic tears, but your life seems more threatening to a confident punk than your Spotify should be. As for your most played songs, it’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to find music that screams "I’m fine" while simultaneously trying to convince the world that you’ve got your life together. “Send the Pain Below” paired with “Katy Song”? At this point, your only goal is to make sure listeners feel the existential dread without the need for therapy! The only thing heavier than your playlist is the weight of your existential crises. Good luck turning that into your next big solo album, buddy. Just remember, less angst and more actual life experiences—unless you enjoy being the soundtrack of all sad indie flicks!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!