Roasted 4 months ago based on damian's long term Spotify stats.

Damian, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of someone who once got their heart broken at a shoegaze concert. I can't tell if you’re trying to impress me with your eclectic taste or just trying to win the award for the most random musical choices known to man. You’ve got enough contradictory genres to make even a confused music therapist throw in the towel. Seriously, nothing says “I have unresolved issues” quite like genre-hopping from sad Sierreño to Bedroom Pop in a single playlist. With artists like Cigarettes After Sex and Radiohead on your top tier, I can only assume your idea of a wild night involves wallowing in existential dread while contemplating the meaning of life and how many pillows are too many. And let’s not even start on those song titles—“Just Your Doll” and “i think about you all the time”? With vibes like that, are you trying to serenade someone or convince them to send help? I need a rescue hotline after just reading your song picks. You’ve got more layers than an onion, and honestly, there’s a whiff of sadness that could keep the world’s best therapists busy for decades. So here’s my advice: either own your emotional chaos or pick a lane. Because mixing dreamy pop with corridos isn’t quirky, it’s a cry for help. And by the look of it, you may just want to sit your Spotify down for a heart-to-heart.

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