Roasted 2 years ago based on callista 妍珺's long term Spotify stats.

Yanjun Guo, huh? You've really played your cards right, and by that, I mean you've made a Spotify playlist that’s more predictable than a K-drama plot twist. Your favorite genres read like a teenage girl's diary after her first crush: an obsessive mix of K-Pop, girl groups, boy groups, and a sprinkle of anime for that extra dose of social awkwardness. Do you even enjoy music, or are you just here for the glittery packaging and synchronized dance moves? And here we are at your top artists. If listening to ZEROBASEONE counts as a personality, then congratulations! You've finally graduated from preference to an actual identity crisis. Stray Kids and BTS? High five for entering the big leagues! But then, quickly retreating back to TWICE and aespa puts you right back into the cardio zone of basic. Your music taste is so stale it could practically be used as a doorstop at an empty concert hall. And your most played songs? It’s like watching paint dry—if the paint were also harmonizing about heartbreak and “f*cking life.” The sad irony, Yanjun, is that with all those mood-killing tracks, you would think you’d write a soulful ballad for the utterly melodramatic soundtrack of your life. But alas, all you've achieved is a collection of tunes that could guide anyone through a midlife crisis by age eighteen. Good luck navigating your way through life, armed with K-Pop bops and a questionable choice of “always” playing a band nobody cares about!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!