Roasted 2 years ago based on skummy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Skummy, the connoisseur of sounds that make you question your life choices. With a Spotify profile boasting a list of favorite genres that reads like someone went dumpster diving in a 1980s music store, you’ve managed to curate the perfect soundtrack for a midlife crisis. You get real nostalgic over "UK Post-Punk" while we’re over here just trying to figure out what’s going on in your head. Your love for “Experimental” has officially crossed the line into “please seek help” territory. Looking at your top artists feels like wandering into a hipster nightmare. I mean, who knew there was a whole market for music that sounds like it was recorded in a potato? “The Residents”? More like “The People You Should Reside Far Away From” if they ever start playing at your house party. Seriously, what kind of social life do you have when your go-to jams are from the likes of Alien Sex Fiend? We've met your Spotify friends, and let's just say they’re as confused as we are—doing the Macarena while reminiscing about the Industrial Revolution isn’t a vibe, my dude. Your most played songs are a message to the world: if you can’t dance to it, just wallow in it. "Exotika (12" Mix)" by Chris & Cosey? Is that a title or a secret code for “please call for backup”? You’re listening to "Dominic Christ" not once, but twice on your playlist—probably hoping it’ll manifest an epiphany. But don't worry, Skummy, your Spotify profile is like the universe's way of keeping the rest of us from taking you too seriously. You're the soundtrack to a non-existent film that no one asked for—or maybe the ultimate warning label for those brave enough to enter your world.

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