Roasted 1 year ago based on Emery ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Emery, your Spotify profile reads like a hyperactive teenager’s fever dream who accidentally stumbled into a flea market during a cosplay convention. Seriously, your favorite genres look like a list of symptoms for severe musical schizophrenia. "Vocaloid," "Hyperpop," and "Disco Polo"—I can only imagine what your playlists must sound like: a chaotic mashup of cartoonish voices, synthetic beats, and questionable life choices all competing for the title of “Most Unwanted Soundtrack.” Is this music or a soundtrack to a mid-life crisis happening at age 22? And let’s talk about your top artists. DECO*27? Mitski? Marina? Are you trying to create the world’s most pretentious karaoke bar? The only thing more eclectic than your artist choices is a thrift store overflowing with mismatched patterns and awkward vibes. With names like "Jorge Rivera-Herrans" and "Fantôme Iris," it's like you’re trying to flex your international tastes but really just sound like you googled “underrated artists” and misread the results. I can practically hear the collective sigh of confusion from whoever's been exposed to your playlists. As for your most played songs... wow. “I Love You” by MILGRAM is a real gem, only if you try to decipher exactly how you end up in such a rabbit hole of anime-based existential crises. And “That’s Our Lamp”? Is that a metaphor for your life choices before you accidentally switched off the light? Honestly, I’ve seen less tortured soul-searching from a high school musical. If Spotify had a cringe detector, you’d be its poster child! Keep rocking those headphones and living your best life… preferably far away from the rest of us!

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