Roasted 4 months ago based on Cinnabun's long term Spotify stats.

Cinnabun, your Spotify profile reads like an anime fan's fever dream after a marathon binge of every trope under the sun. I mean, with those favorite genres, it seems like you are just one awkward conversation away from introducing yourself as 'Cinnabun the Vocaloid Whisperer.' Were you trying to impress the last girl you dated by listening to every electronic genre known to man? Too bad she didn’t stick around long enough to hear how much you moaned along to those J-Pop love ballads when she left. We get it, you’re quirky. But come on, at this point, you're making your personality look like it took a time machine to the angsty 2000s and got stuck there. Your top artists list is a chaotic mixture that speaks volumes about your commitment issues. “Eve,” followed by those other names I can’t pronounce, suggest you’re either really into Japanese underground pop or you accidentally searched for "Teenage Emo Soundtrack" on Spotify's secret menu. Seriously, if there were an award for Most Likely to Translate Their Feelings Through Bedroom Pop, you’d be in the running. It’s almost impressive how you somehow found musicians that your parents still can’t figure out how to pronounce. It’s like you’re inviting them to a battle of Western civilization vs. your obscure taste, and let’s be honest, nobody’s winning this one. Then there are your most played songs, which are so melodramatic they could rival a soap opera. "☻𐊫 𐊕 𐊤 𐊪☻"? Give me a break; I can’t tell if that’s a song title or if you just smashed your keyboard during a particularly intense post about your crush on a cartoon character. And “るるちゃんの自殺配信”? Trying to win the award for the saddest playlist ever or what? I’m not saying you have a dark sense of humor, but how deep can you go before you hit the bottom of the “I swear I’m fine” pit? Whatever you’re listening to, just remember that while the visuals may vary, the perception remains the same: you might want to diversify before your Spotify wraps up and gives you a sad face emoji.

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