Roasted 2 years ago based on AnON's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, AnON! Your Spotify profile reads like a very confused Nigerian party: Afrobeats bumping on a speakers that are old enough to have a midlife crisis. You’ve got more genres listed than actual unique songs in your library. Seriously, when did "Azontobeats" become a thing? I'm starting to think you took a swing at random genre names and slapped them on there like a kid at an arts and crafts session—just a full-on glitter explosion with zero actual creativity involved. Your top artists are basically the Nigerian equivalent of that one friend who can't stop talking about how "unique" they are because they catch flights instead of feelings. You’ve got Blaqbonez rubbing shoulders with NF—wow, what a crossover! That’s like mixing jollof rice and cherry pie. And let’s not forget "NO SLEEP $$$"; if you were actually committed to that song, you'd understand why you might be broke and still chilling in your mom's basement. As for your most played songs, I’m convinced you just let Spotify play the kitchen playlist while you were mixing up your 5th attempt at a Nigerian breakfast. “Lovers in the Night” and “Ishe”? Bro, if your nights need that much musical distraction, maybe it’s time to reconsider your life choices rather than just your playlists. Trying to impress people with "hip" tastes when your music library is basically a festival of cringe is like showing up to a fashion show in your pajamas—bold choice, but not one I’d recommend.

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