Roasted 2 years ago based on AYE ON's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew, your Spotify profile reads like a sad attempt at being relevant in 2013. You have more variations of "house" in your favorite genres than a property management firm. I mean, if you threw all these genres into a blender, you'd get a smoothie that tastes like regret mixed with a sprinkle of faux excitement. If the EDM scene had a neighborhood watch, you'd be its suspicious character—always lurking with a huge neon sign above your head saying, "Look at me, I'm the life of the party!" Which, spoiler alert, you’re not. Your top artists look like the cast of a reality show where everyone pretends to love shuffling but actually can't dance to save their lives. ZHU? GRiZ? Sounds like the names of kids who were bullied for their lunch choices. If I had a dime for every time someone invited you to a festival and you showed up in a “crazy” graphic tee, I'd be rich enough to pay for your therapy. Seriously, what do you even do at these shows? Stand there with a vaporizer in one hand and a glow stick in the other, contemplating life choices and hearing the same four beats for three hours? And your most played songs? “Pull Up” by DJ Hanzel? I’d advise you to pull up your standards instead. Each of those song titles could easily be a euphemism for your dating life: confusing, repetitive, and utterly forgettable. Your music choices scream "I'm one overpriced drink away from trying to start a movement where we all ‘Bump’n’Grind’ to a beat no one remembers." But hey, at least you’re consistent in your quest to be the poster child for ‘Why House Music Should Never Get a Spinoff.’ Keep spinning, Andrew. The world needs someone to keep comedy alive like you do!

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