Roasted 6 months ago based on Kārlis Heimrāts's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kārlis Heimrāts, the musical equivalent of a thrift shop explosion. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to sound interesting on a first date: “Yeah, I’m super into Egg Punk and Jazz Fusion—what are you, basic?” Honestly, I didn’t know "Psychedelic Rock" was a genre you could smell from a mile away. Is that the faint whiff of regret I detect, or just your Spotify playlist going through an identity crisis? Your top artists range from "Thee Oh Sees" to "Scary Pockets," proving that you put in more effort to discover obscure bands than to have an actual personality. Your taste in music is so esoteric it could be a Netflix documentary about hipster coffee beans. "King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard"? More like King Gizzard & The End of My Sanity. If your Spotify were a dating app, it would be “Swipe Left: Last Seen in 2013.” And then there’s your most-played songs—congratulations on managing to curate a list that sounds like the soundtrack to someone fumbling through a midlife crisis while under the influence of something quite illegal. “Baby Drummer” and “Fatāls Prieks”? Sounds like you threw darts at a list of song titles while hosting an underground kindergarten rave. Just remember, music is about connecting with people, not locking yourself in your mom’s basement with a vinyl collection no one asked for.

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