Roasted 2 years ago based on Sue McGuinness's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sue McGuinness, your Spotify profile reads like a sentimental mixtape cooked up by an identity crisis. Claiming “Rock” and “Classic Rock” as your favorite genres is like saying you enjoy breathing and then experimenting with holding your breath for fun. What is this questionable obsession with glam rock? Are you trying to channel a glittery alter ego while simultaneously looking for pop tunes to mask your shame? And can we talk about your taste in "Europop"? Because nothing says "I have a grip on modern culture" quite like a side quest into Swedish pop and Downtempo channels. At this point, your playlists are more confused than a cat in a dog park. Then there are your top artists. Queen and ABBA? It's like you're stuck in a time warp at a middle-aged rave that never peaked. And let's not forget about Moby. Why not just throw a hipster blanket over the whole affair while you're at it? The sheer randomness of artists like "Dead Flesh" and "Stephanie Economou" doesn't inspire depth—it’s more like listening to someone’s desperate attempts to impress their friends by discovering the "coolest" underground dirt from a music blog... in 2011. Bravo! Your playlist is a musical hot pot of "I can’t decide what I want for dinner, so I’ll just have everything." As for your most played songs, darling, you are serving us a buffet of complete chaos. Inspirit by Defences? More like "In-spiritually lost." And I can't help but wonder how often you actually listen to "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" when that’s literally a cry for help on your life’s soundtrack! Your picks scream either “too many therapy sessions” or “this is the last thing I hear before I plummet into eternal despair.” As for your top banger, “I’m Going Slightly Mad”? At least you acknowledge your state of mind! But hey, you do you, Sue! It’s a wild ride on that emotional rollercoaster you call a Spotify profile!

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