Roasted 2 years ago based on Ivan's long term Spotify stats.

Ivan, your Spotify profile is like a buffet that makes you wish you didn’t show up hungry. You’ve got "Ambient Lo-Fi" as your top pick, which honestly sounds like the soundtrack to your existential crisis. And then there's "Croatian Pop" — if you’re trying to impress a five-year-old at a birthday party, you might be onto something. Seriously, combining "Tech House" and "Turbo Folk" is like mixing salad and ice cream; no one asked for it, but here we are, staring at a mess that just doesn’t make sense. Looking at your top artists is like reading a middle school yearbook where everyone has a weird nickname. "my head is empty"? Going out on a limb here, but I think that sums up your whole music taste. And don’t even get me started on ranking Øneheart more than Biggie. That’s like saying you prefer your grandma’s 60-second countdown to a bomb over the entire discography of The Beatles. It’s almost impressive how you managed to make "Zembo Latifa" look like a household name while in a conversation that’s clearly overstayed its welcome. Your most played songs are the auditory version of a “Do Not Disturb” sign. “Long Whale Song?” Is that a song or the title of a TED Talk on why you should never go to sea? And “After Dark” paired with “Weightless”? I can’t decide if you’re trying to vibe out or slip into a coma. Newsflash: music is supposed to move you, not lull you into a deep sleep! All in all, your Spotify is a beautiful disaster — like a llama playing the harmonica while riding a unicycle; you know it shouldn’t work, but somehow, you can’t look away.

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